Trump Accuser Comes Clean - This is Really Messed Up
Jean Carroll Finally Admits in a New Book That Donald Trump Never Raped Her
Does everyone else have Iran fatigue yet? We thought we’d take a look around and see if anything else was going on in the world. Everyone deserves a breather from the Iran stuff, which is mostly out of our hands anyway.
Lo and behold, one of our favorite crazy people is back in the headlines!
Jean Carroll, the woman who falsely accused President Donald Trump (and 20 other wealthy and powerful executives and celebrities) of raping her, is back in the news. She has a new book out. It highlights her false lawfare case against President Trump and proves that none of the people involved ever took her claims seriously.
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Carroll’s new book is titled, “Not My Type: One Woman vs. a President.” The page description of the book on Amazon says it is “hilarious.”
It’s one of those hilarious rape books!
For those who don’t remember E. Jean Carroll, she’s the former Manhattan advice columnist who falsely accused President Trump of raping her in broad daylight in a Bergdorf Goodman department store sometime in the 1990s. She was never exactly clear on when in the 1990s, but it was definitely in the 1990s. Probably.
Carroll spent years defaming “21 hideous men” who she claimed had mistreated her in relationships. Despite being terrible at relationships, she was paid to write relationship advice columns in magazines like Elle and Playboy.
In case we have any younger readers and this needs to be said, if a person is an admitted failure at a specific thing, you should never take their advice about that thing.
“I’ve been divorced three times. Buy my bestselling book on how to make your marriage work!”
Jean Carroll made an entire career out of writing fan fiction about wealthy celebrities who she claimed she had been raped by. Despite the fact that she looks like an escapee from the leper colony at Kalaupapa, powerful and rich men could never resist raping her!
She claimed that former CBS head Les Moonves raped her in an elevator. Because if there’s one place that doesn’t have security cameras in New York, it’s in the elevators in those Manhattan high-rises. That’s where the rapists always get you.
She claimed that the late gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson raped her. She described how he sliced her pants off in a hot tub with a Bowie knife and then ravished her. Our question was always… why was she wearing pants in a hot tub?
No one ever took E. Jean Carroll’s rape claims seriously. Her tall tales of being raped by the rich and famous were always soft-core porn fan fiction. Her advice columns where she described continuously being raped by men who were out of her league were nearly identical to the porn novels of Stacey Abrams. Carroll just used the names of real people to titillate her readers.
No one ever took her seriously. She never pressed charges against any of the men that she made her silly claims about. Until Donald Trump became president.
That’s when billionaire Reid Hoffman, the founder of LinkedIn who was good friends with Jeffrey Epstein, started to get nervous. After spending so much time at Jeffrey Epstein’s private island, Hoffman decided that he needed to get rid of a certain president who might ask the wrong questions.
That’s why Hoffman fully funded E. Jean Carroll’s legal team that sued Donald Trump in civil court on rape charges. The jury found President Trump “Not Guilty” of raping Carroll.
Carroll’s new book mostly describes the outfits that she wore in court as Hoffman’s attorneys were suing President Trump. So, it’s one of those rape/fashion crossover books that childless liberal cat ladies will love. Now I know what to buy my sister for Christmas!
Carroll now finally admits that she was never raped by Donald Trump. But in a weird twist that could only happen in a civil case against Trump, the jury found that he had defamed E. Jean Carroll by vehemently denying her rape claims too fiercely. She was awarded $83 million because Donald Trump denied raping her—which was the truth.
Make it make sense! At least the truth is finally out there. Carroll admits that Donald Trump never raped her. Which is probably why she won’t be doing a big book tour on mainstream media outlets for this book.
She should be arrested for False Statements and Perjury and DJT should Sue the shit outta her, as should all the others.
I would think some of these men she implicated could go after her for liable and take her to court! What a shame to allow women to lie under oath and get away with it! Shame on the justice system.